Mass Movement Magazine

Ikki Tousen: Dragon Destiny Collection DVD (MVM)
We keep going with this sequel to Ikki Tousen: Battle Vixens, we’re back in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in modern Japan. Dragon’s are being awakened and there’s a lot of fighting and there’s a lot of boobs, pants, and camel toe. And something about dojos and ninjas, I wasn’t really paying any attention. Sorry. It’s so boring and predictable, and with clothes being ripped off every five minutes you just want someone to do something sensible, like, I don’t know… maybe tell a coherent story or something? Jesus… ALEX